Name: Christopher

Age: 14

Gender: Male

Physical Description: Early bloomer with broad shoulders, strong legs and a generally good health. Looks a little fagish.

Medical History: Had ear tubes as a kindergartener, few ear infections since then, bronchitis once around age 10.

Strengths: Great in sports. Fast runner, has proved himself a capable first baseman in little league and did good in football last season.

Weaknesses: Kind of a junior jerkoff of sorts. Hasn’t really excelled in much other than sports, where he is pretty good, we are told, but these are no skills that can help him in our the future of our family.

Agency Comments: Scored high on internal tests. Lisp barely noticeable, but probably better considered for a kid+cash or cross-racial trade. Likely too old for straight trade.

Desired Trade: Open to anything. Make offer.