Name: Emily

Age: 11

Gender: Female

Physical Description: Curly black hair, black eyes, dark complexion and full lips.

Medical History: Recessive carrier for sickle cell anemia.

Strengths: Excellent at dancing. Very good singer. Shows early aptitude in athletics. Very outgoing and loud, especially in movie theaters. Not Puerto Rican, that’s a plus.

Weaknesses: Resists authority, argues in history class, does not show interest in doing chores, unable to swim, poor allowance management, difficult to see her during the night time.

Agency Comments: I don’t know the correct term for Emily’s condition these days, so I’ll just cut to the chase. This is a black child. On the conventional market you can’t hardly give these things away.

Desired Trade: We’d like a scholarly, blue or green eyed, blonde daughter between the ages of 9 and 11, plus cash.