Name: Hannah

Age: 11

Gender: Female

Physical Description: Kind of skinny and toothy.

Medical History: Allergic to Amoxicillin and Penicillin.

Strengths: She enjoys skipping rope and folding insulting origami personality tests.

Weaknesses: She plays with cabbage patch kids. While that may be cool with some parents, it’s not with us, and it’s a big part of why we’re looking to move this unit of creepy little girl.

Agency Comments: No noted deficiencies or irregularities with the child, but prospective parents may need to exercise caution with these parents.

Desired Trade: We are looking for a comparable model girl, a white one in the 9-12 range, preferably good in sports and/or scholastics, and with only Barbie inclinations for dollies. No cabbage patch, period. (Not negotiable)