Name: Janessa

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Physical Description: Fair skin with a number of freckles. Hair is not quite blonde or brown but a color in between. I wouldn’t say auburn but maybe a little more orange-ish than that.

Medical History: Ginger. Can not face the sun for fear she’ll evaporate on the spot like a God damned vampire.

Strengths: Highly visible in sheer darkness, stands out in a crowd, exceptional skill at collecting the sun’s rays and converting them to cancer.

Weaknesses: She’s a teenager but still a ginger kid, so she may or may not actually contain a soul. Breasts are large and pale (milky, if you will, though not actually containing milk) but ass is likewise beyond the scope of average in matching degrees. She’s kind of a big girl.

Agency Comments: Psych and mental eval both came back inconclusive. Ginger girl was primarily unresponsive during testing, though maintained positive disposition and amiable temperament. Physical analysis confirmed evidence of fire crotch, so this one is ruby down to the bone hole. Barring late-teen chubby chick sex freaks, this one will be a pretty difficult trade.

Desired Trade: We’d like a child with brown or blonde hair. Heck, we’d take a kid with no hair if that’s what you’re looking to move. Ages from about 4 to maybe 17 are okey dokey with us, but we need to make a transition soon because of reasons.