Name: Joshua

Age: 11

Gender: Male

Physical Description: Lanky, lean and perhaps a bit curious in stature, for his age

Medical History: No confirmation, but may have a "noise" that is no big deal coming from the general area of his heart.

Strengths: He has a great sense of humor and a lot of people find his annoying antics at once charming and disarming.

Weaknesses: He’s pretty much useless in terms of tilling our fields. He’s allergic to the hens and pretends he doesn’t know what real work is. He tries to make out like he doesn’t know better, but he does, and in the right family he might really go big and do something and we wish him all the best in his future endeavors.

Agency Comments: This kid is the hugest dork and a typical gawky fooksteek. He has no social skills to speak of, modest academic skills and is likely an abuse survivor, perhaps from his sister Amanda, who seems herself to have been seriously and deeply abused right down in to it. She’s a better candidate for trade. Parents may be open to a collective bargaining trade, but offers must be in writing and submitted through regular channels.

Desired Trade: We would like twins of any age or gender mix. Colicky or difficult is no big deal we don’t care but we want a matching pair because they are better that way and we want to have a backup plan in case things don’t work out in the end.