Name: Matthew

Age: 6

Gender: Male

Physical Description: Adequate.

Medical History: Matthew has hypoglycemia and big bones.

Strengths: Winning smile, dentistry and shots up to date. All paperwork in order and ready for quick trade. Enjoys being read to, likely going to be very smart.

Weaknesses: He’s not what you would call an athletic child. Better at the swings than games like tag or duck-duck-goose.

Agency Comments: This is a fat child, no two ways about it. He may grow out of it, as parents have no obesity markers on genetics, but there is just no guarantee on a bunny as chubby as this.

Desired Trade: We’d like a more aerodynamic boy. We’d consider a trade of child+cash to make it happen, or give him up outright for cash. Might also consider throwing in his older sister (9) for the right offer.