Name: Olivia

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Physical Description: Amorphous. Not "fat" but kind of "fluffy." Large breasts and very large hips.

Medical History: Parents have a history of diabetes, but "child" thus far tests negative. STD screening clears as negative across the board.

Strengths: Can crack eggs with greater than 90% probability of no shells in the mix.

Weaknesses: Girl routinely fails to attend class and has been noted for dating and associating with persons of darker persuasions.

Agency Comments: This candidate should not be eligible for trade. Parents wishing to trade such a seemingly normal and well adjusted adolescent at this age may be suspect, especially considering brevity of time to emancipation. Suggest strongest caution, but will not rule out trade due to 517 rule and bonus requirement structure.

Desired Trade: We would be willing to give this child away without any trade or offer in kind. Simply accept the offer and we’ll permit her legal release (best offer within 21-days only).