Name: Samantha

Age: 2

Gender: Female

Physical Description: Kind of small and wiggly

Medical History: Still breastfeeding, but may be negotiable for on site wet-nursing for child and parent (trade conditions apply)

Strengths: Very responsive to light, color and contrast.

Weaknesses: Still in diapers (sorry!) and not very good with solid foods.

Agency Comments: Baby has no hair and bears an ill-shapen head similar to Dan Akroyd in that terrible SNL "Coneheads" movie. May have been the result of complications at birth but no documentation is available.

Desired Trade: We are looking for a girl of the ages of perhaps between 11 and 17, depending on background. My wife and I have a good background helping abuse survivors, so we want a girl who has been abused so we can help her and keep her safe if we can trade our baby.