Name: Tony

Age: 8

Gender: Male

Physical Description: Boy

Medical History: Has had some colds and stomach flu maybe twice. No cancer, no AIDS, barely any Hepatitis (only A and that was years ago from a stuck needle thing but nothing lasting) and now he’s really strong and tall for his age and pretty fast too and not just when I mad.

Strengths: He’s a boy. Lots of families want a boy, like in Japan and Vietnam. Boys are great and everything, but I want a daughter. I want a little girl that plays with dolls and loves it when I buy her presents like makeup and jewelry.

Weaknesses: He’s a boy.

Agency Comments: Family seems pretty shaky. Child is fine, showed appropriate aptitude and psychological evaluation showed no real distressing emotional issues, but household may have addiction or gambling issues.

Desired Trade: Looking for girl child, age flexible from 5 to 15, and fixer-upper OK. Looking for a kid plus cash trade in the $30,000 range and up, but as long as it’s a daughter and she knows how to clean up after herself we’ll be all good. I want a precious little muffin who will call me daddy when I’m hugging her tight.