If you are already a registered parent, we strongly encourage you to pay a visit to our exclusive, by-invitation-only camp where kids and parents (and other kids and parents) make their acquaintances day by day, week after week.

We offer a number of accommodation packages for parents to pay us a visit, starting as low as $399 per night (based on double-occupancy) for a four-day minimum stay.

Here you can see what we do, understand the strength of relationships we found, and browse our collection of kids-on-hand to pick through, if you’re so inclined.

Very few of our visiting prospective parents fail to purchase a child, whether on-the-spot, or within a 90-day window, so we have every confidence that our comfortable accommodations, gourmet chefs, and full-release massage specialists will do anything to convince you that your parental desires are ready to be realized.

Sign up for a membership today, and within the first 30-days, you’ll find an exclusive invitation to visit our Introductory Camp in your inbox, complete with an encrypted security code. One look at our private, discreet operation, and we’re confident you’ll be sold, much like the child we just know you’re about to purchase.

You can stay at a number of nearby hotels, with free shuttle service to and from our facility, or you can bunk up in one of our cozy bungalows. Complete directions will be provided after your registration is complete. We don’t publish our address in order to protect your privacy.