Only the most courageous and unselfish parents who face an unplanned distaste for a child ever choose to offer up their progeny for a qualified trade. It is not your fault that you were unprepared for the frogspawn what that God befell you, but it is your lot in life, so you do what you must.
And what you must do is trade.
You should be commended and respected for your courage, because it isn’t easy to bring your precious baby’s life to the trading table, but think of the opportunity you’re making available to your precious pre-hatched egg.
This decision is not only about your child, however, as you must already understand. Please keep in mind that, as birth parents, you have many rights and are entitled to many expectations. You should know you have the following rights and demand the following expectations:
* You have the right to be treated with respect for your courageous decision, no matter what the liberal media and their whorish bias may say.
* You have the right to request and receive financial assistance from black men in maroon Cadillac automobiles that were built in the 1980s or 1990s, so long as they have the appropriate waivers. You aren’t a racist or anything, are you?
* You have the right to make any and all decisions in all phases of the exchange plan process.
* You have the right to select the "adoptive" family for your child, as they have the right to choose you.
* The right to an "open relationship" with the adoptive family, even if that means that you must exchange parental partners in order to cement (or "rubber cement") the deal in permanence.
* You have the right to make a written inter-adoption agreement that allows you personal contact and/or to exchange pictures and letters with your child after placement, but only as a distant "aunt" or "uncle."
* You have the right to receive counseling and support throughout the adoption process and following the exchange of your child (up to four-hours, additional hours billed at market rate of $248 per hour, no exceptions.)
