We never sell, trade or otherwise use any information gathered on any persons in any way at any time. We might gather cookies so we don’t show you the same ads too many times, and we may GEO-target your IP so you only see ads for children on the market local to your area.

We never disseminate or divulge custodial records. When you take possession of a child facilitated by ChildTrader.com, your information is quickly processed, and all but a summary of the transaction is redacted or destroyed. This is not to protect your privacy, but to help maintain the illusion that you are the new parent, even as the child grows older and seeks out his or her original birth parents.

But if the feds come crashing through our front door without reason (again!) you don’t have to worry. We only allow our data to be taken for use under court order (including search & seizure warrant), and nothing we do is illegal, as it’s been proven time and time again.

If you send us a letter though, we may share it with the world. We get so many kind, heart-warming letters of support and endorsement, and we’d love to read yours too! If you send us a letter, we reserve the right to publish it on our site. Heck, we might even give you a response to it "live on the air" here on the site!

If you have concerns about your privacy that have not been addressed in this brief summary, we welcome you to write us a letter asking for clarity (subject to above contact privacy terms), or leave our site now. It’s unfortunate, and we don’t want you to leave, because you seem to have a child you don’t want that might have some value on the secondary market, but it’s your decision and we can’t stop you.

At the end of the day, no matter who you are, we would like to assure you that we value your privacy as much as we value our own. That’s why we keep much of our site managed overseas, maintain bank accounts in several foreign nations, and refuse to disclose the location of our Inter-Kidding ranch publicly.